MY MAJESTY NEEDS A CONSORT

These stupid people have still not provided My Majesty wiyh a suitable consort. (That damned dog doesn't count. ARF-ARF-ARF, BARK-BARK, WOOF is not acceptable pillow talk.

Well, We saw this on the telly and then on YouTube.



DARK MAN!! FAT, FATTER, FATTEST LADY...ARE YOU LISTENING TO OUR ROYAL COMMAND?!! YOU HAD DAMNED WELL BETTER BE. THIS IS A LAST HINT BEFORE YOUR HAIR - BOTH OF YOU - IS COVERED AND WE DO MEAN COVERED WITH POOP!!




HOP TO IT, YOU TWO!!

SQUAWK!

SQUAWK!!

SQUAWK!!!