Thuki, how far do you think you can fly? I'm sure you and your sharp beak could whisper [loudly squawk] into Than Shwe's ear... FREE BURMA... DAMMIT!!!!
Eleanor, My Majesty has a Royal Command for thee. Thou livest in the proximity of Burma. I command thee to go to these evil people and to poop upon the head of this Than Shwe, that thou might makest him a literal 'shithead.'
When thou hast completed thy mission, thou shalt present thyself to My Majesty and We shall grant thee a Pardone Royale for thy treason of disrespecr toward My Royal Personage. Brat, indeed!
Fatla--Whoops, Mama keeps saying, 'Free Burma' to me over and over. I know she wants me to say that and I'll say it when I am good and ready.
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Thuki, how far do you think you can fly? I'm sure you and your sharp beak could whisper [loudly squawk] into Than Shwe's ear... FREE BURMA... DAMMIT!!!!
Eleanor, My Majesty has a Royal Command for thee. Thou livest in the proximity of Burma. I command thee to go to these evil people and to poop upon the head of this Than Shwe, that thou might makest him a literal 'shithead.'
When thou hast completed thy mission, thou shalt present thyself to My Majesty and We shall grant thee a Pardone Royale for thy treason of disrespecr toward My Royal Personage. Brat, indeed!
Fatla--Whoops, Mama keeps saying, 'Free Burma' to me over and over. I know she wants me to say that and I'll say it when I am good and ready.
SQUAWK!!!
Eleanor,
You must know that when you deal with a queen, it'll always be on her terms. Nothing I casn do about it.
But she must be obeyed!
So poop away. Be sure and take some Phillip's and plenty of water with you.
Mai
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