A CONFESSION

My Majesty took something called a 'Geek Test.' There were two questions that we did not answer truthfully. Those peasants who wrote the test did not put proper answers. They asked about my - MY - handwriting. We do not have handwriting. We do not write. My Majesty has scribes. But they, of course, have beautiful handwriting.

And how do I communicate with those who are out of earshot. NO ONE IS OUT OF EARSHOT OF MY MAJESTY. NO ONE. But if they were - impossible, of course - but if they were, my decrees would be written and distributed by my scribes.

So there! My Majesty is honest.

SQUAWK!

SQUAAWWKK!!

SQUAAAWWWKKK!!!