Thursday, May 7, 2009

SQUAWKING ABOUT SIKHS AND TALIBANS

Well, after all this time Fatv Lady insists on writin in MY BLOG.. MIne!!!! I hate her. She has still not gotten me a cosort, in spite of all her ewmpty promises. What is My Majesty to do? At least she isn't as bad as these evil Taliban guys. THEY KILL BIRDS. JUST BECAUSE THEY SING.



I guess I'm in no danger. I SQUAWK. I SCREECH. I DO NOT SING.

So read what Fat Lady says. And save the life of some innocent songbird.

SQUAWK!

SQUAAWWKK!!

SQUAAAWWWKKK!!!



Because I am benevolent and nice, I will permit Fat Lady to put her antiTaliban diatribe here.

how to tell a sikh from a taliban


THIS IS FAT LADY TALKING...

Before I start, let me say that in writing about the Taliban, I am not indicting the Muslim community, which has many good, upright adherents, some of whom I am honoured to include among my friends. Please do not construct anything I say about Taliban to apply to the millions of Muslims who are peaceful, constructive and valued citizens of countries all over the world.

Do to a certain shallow, outward physical resemblance to some Muslim extremists, our Sikh community has been under attack since the 9/11 terrorist attacks by those who don't know any better. Now events in Pakistan, where the Taliban has attacked the Sikhs of the SWAT Valley, forcing them out of their homes, make a comparison of the two groups mandatory for anyone who really wants to understand world events. (And to stop picking on innocent Sikhs, as well.)


First, what exactly happened in Pakistan? The government there has effectively turned over control of a region in the north of the country, the SWAT Valley, over to the Taliban. In a region of this valley called Orakzai live - or rather lived - a few Sikh families. These were poor Sikh farmers who had lived in peace with their neighbours for generations, who had chosen to stay in Pakistan when most Sikhs left to move to India in the Partition of 1948. These are people with few material resources who clearly love their homes and simple way of life.





These were destroyed when the Taliban demanded that they pay a tax on non
Muslims, called a Jaziya. I have read that jaziya was originally paid by nonMuslims in lieu of military service. I have also read that it was originally a financial inducement to convert to Islam. Whatever the original purpose, in this instance, it is clearly simple extortion, not unlike "protection money" paid by business owners to organised crime to insure that the Mob will leave their businesses alone.

The amount demanded by the Taliban, was beyond the means of the community and when it was not paid, the houses of the Sikhs were razed and Sikh businesses were occupied. The Sikhs, seeing yet another massacre looming, fled with little more than the clothes on their backs and a few meager possessions.

In summary:




Lahore: The Taliban has expelled at least 50 Sikh families from the
Orakzai Agency in the Federally Administered Tribal Areas (FATA) after
they failed to pay 'Jazia'. The Taliban had demanded 12 million rupees ($242,840, GBP 161,271)
as protection money from the Sikhs, who have living in the region from
hundred of years, but they could arrange only 6.7 million rupees.($135,586, GBP 87,355)

Later, it was reported that the extremists occupied houses and shops
of the Sikhs in Qasim Khel and Feroz Khel areas of the Agency and
auctioned their valuables for 0.8 million rupees ( $16,190, GBP 10,750), The Daily Times
reports. Earlier, the Taliban had also demolished houses belonging to
the Sikh community in the region.

The Taliban's Orakzai Agency chief Hakeemullah Mehsud ordered the
demolition of the houses after the Sikhs failed to meet a deadline
fixed for payment.




Having established, I hope, that Sikhs are not Muslim extremists, who then are Sikhs? Briefly, a Sikh is a follower of Sikhi or Sikhism, a panentheistic (look it up!), monotheistic religion that originated in Punjab, in what is now northeastern India and southwestern Pakistan. Rather than summarise the beliefs, which is really beyond the scope of this article, I suggest you go to about.Sikhism and look around. It's interesting and educational.


The religion sprung up and developed at a time when Mughals (Muslims) had imposed a brutal dictatorship on the people of part of what is now called "the Asian subcontinent," that is India and Pakistan. I will now compare some aspects of Taliban and Sikhs.


Since people are generally more visual than verbal, I have included a picture gallery of major differences between the two groups below.


There is a certain superficial physical resemblance. The men of both groups grow beards and wear turbans. The majority of members of both groups are brown. The Taliban, however, are by and large Arabs, with Middle Eastern origins. Although there is a growing number of Sikhs of European and African descent, most Sikhs today are still either Punjabis or descendants of Punjabis.


Taliban discriminate against women in many ways: imposing Muslim dress which completely covers her, denies her education, restricts her movements so she is not allowed to go outside unless accompanied by a male relative. (I wonder what happens to a woman who has no male relatives?)


Sikhi teaches that men and women are equals. In fact, the Sikh Rehat Maryada - the Sikh Code of Conduct - forbids a woman to cover her face.


Here is an example of Sikh music, a sort of hymn called a kirtan. Notice that it has a happy sound and is a joy to hear! Also notice that it is sung by a woman!
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I cannot give an example of Taliban music, since the Taliban ban music entirely, even to the point of killing songbirds when they controlled Afghanistan.


I cannot give a current example of Sikh government, since the Sikh Empire (1799-1849) governed by Maharaja Ranjit Singh is no longer around. However, two big differences between Sikh rule at that time and Taliban rule now are that capital punishment did not exist in the Sikh Empire, while it is common among the Taliban. And a huge difference, different religions were not only tolerated in the Sikh Empire but were actually respected, while the Taliban not only lack respect or tolerance for other religions, but also condemn all other forms of Islam, their own religion.


But enough of words. I have written enough to tell about the differences, now a few pictures to show the differences.






















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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

TURKEY STUFFING WITH THE HELP OF YOUR PARROT




Oh, oh, oh, oh.


FatlaMama read this to me. I love it. Someone finally understands a parrot! Except for the end. Madame la Parrot belongs in the dining room, sitting in the place of honour, not locked in a cage!


HOW TO STUFF YOUR TURKEY ON THANKSGIVING


Ingredients:
1 Turkey
Stuffing
Sweet Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes with Gravy
Green Beans
Cranberry Sauce
Hot rolls and Butter
Relish tray
Pumpkin Pie with Whipped Cream
Hot Coffee



Get up early in the morning & have a cup of coffee.
It's going to be a long day, so place your Parrot on a
perch nearby to keep you company while you prepare the
meal.

Remove Parrot from kitchen counter and return him to
perch. Prepare stuffing, and remove Parrot from edge
of stuffing bowl and return him to perch.

Stuff turkey & place it in the roasting pan, and
remove Parrot from edge of pan and return him to
perch. Have another cup of coffee to steady your
nerves.

Remove Parrot's head from turkey cavity and return him
to perch, and re-stuff the turkey.

Prepare relish tray, and remember to make twice as
much so that you'll have a regular size serving after
the Parrot has eaten his fill.

Remove Parrot from kitchen counter and return him to
perch. Prepare cranberry sauce, discard berries
accidentally flung to the floor by Parrot. Peel
potatoes, remove Parrot from edge of potato bowl and
return him to perch.

Arrange sweet potatoes in a pan & cover with brown
sugar & mini marshmallows. Remove Parrot from edge of
pan and return him to perch. Replace missing
marshmallows.

Brew another pot of coffee. While it is brewing, clean
up the torn filter. Pry coffee bean from Parrot beak.
Have another cup of coffee & remove Parrot from
kitchen counter and return him to perch

When time to serve the meal: Place roasted turkey on a
large platter, and cover beak marks with strategically
placed sprigs of parsley

. Put mashed potatoes into serving bowl, rewhip at last
minute to conceal beak marks and claw prints. Place
pan of sweet potatoes on sideboard, forget
presentation as there's no way to hide the areas of
missing marshmallows.

Put rolls in decorative basket, remove Parrot from
side of basket and return him to perch. Also remove
beaked rolls, serve what's left. Set a stick of butter
out on the counter to soften - think better and return
it to the refrigerator.

Wipe down counter to remove mashed potato claw tracks.
Remove Parrot from kitchen counter and return him to
perch.

Cut the pie into serving slices. Wipe whipped cream
off Parrot's beak and place large dollops of remaining
whipped cream on pie slices. Whole slices are then
served to guests, beaked-out portions should be
reserved for host & hostess.

Place Parrot inside cage & lock the door. Sit down to
a nice relaxing dinner with your family - accompanied
by plaintive cries of "WANT DINNER!" from the other
room.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

And to show her respect for me, she wrote me a song, well, the words, anyway. The tune is kookabura:. She don't know how to write music; she's really not very smart!


Thki Queen sits on her new throne perch,

Leave her consort in the lurch,

SQUAWK, Thuki Queen,

SCREECH, Thuki Queen,

Drive them out of church.
That is not My Majesty. I am much more beautifuller.

I don't like her, but she is sometimes cleverly respectful of My Majesty.


This may, just possibly be the most addictive website on the Net!




SQUAWK!


SQUAAWWKK!!




SQUAAAWWWKKK!!!




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WHY TRY TO FIT IN WHEN YOU WERE BORN TO STAND OUT?

Saturday, October 20, 2007

DRAFTEE!!!!

WE DRAFT SIR SNOWBALL TO BE OUR NEW COURT JESTER!!!!



SQUAWK!

SQUAAWWKK!!

SQUAAAWWWKKK!!!

Sunday, October 14, 2007

My Throne!!


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!!!!


My Majesty is sooooooo happy. HAPPY!!!


My subjects, FatlaMama and Darkman have presented Us with a throne. Our very own throne!!! They constructed it themselves. Thgey are so very clever! We fear We had underestimated them.


Well, they call it a portable parrot T-perch. I suppose We will permit them to call it whatever they want. We do love it. They should have done this long ago.


I'm so happy. Alex WHO?


And where is Princess Boo of the Frizzy Hair. We have an assignment for her that is still unfulfilled!


SQUAWK!


SQUAAWWKK!!




SQUAAAWWWKKK!!!



WHY TRY TO FIT IN WHEN YOU WERE BORN TO STAND OUT?

Friday, October 5, 2007

How Alex Died *sob*

This was just released this morning:



October 4, 2007


Alex died quickly.



He had a sudden, unexpected catastrophic event associated with
arterosclerosis ("hardening of the arteries"). It was either a fatal arrhythmia,
heart attack or stroke, which caused him to die suddenly with no suffering.
There was no way to predict his demise. All of his tests, including his
cholesterol level and asper levels, came back normal earlier that week. His
death could not be connected to his current diet or his age; our veterinarian
said that she has seen similar events in young (<10>

r the same kind of low-level (impossible
to detect in birds as yet) inflammatory disease that is related to heart disease
in humans was responsible.



We will have no further information



The Alex Foundation



We miss and love our beautiful cousin, But we suppose we will have to look elsewhere for our consort.




GOOD-BYE, ALEX!!













SQUAWK!
SQUAAWWKK!!
SQUAAAWWWKKK!!!

Thursday, October 4, 2007

FREE BURMA NOW!!

MY MAJESTY DEMANDS
 
 

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SQUAWK!
 
 
SQUAAWWKK!!
 
 
 
SQUAAAWWWKKK!!!    

Monday, September 17, 2007

ALEX' LAST WORDS


"You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you." final words of Alex the Parrot.   www.alexfoundation.org
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WHY TRY TO FIT IN WHEN YOU WERE BORN TO STAND OUT?